J (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mchicago) wrote,@ 2009-04-20 19:59:00 |
|
Infallable Proof of My Death Part One
Ok so my previous post, each sentence out of context makes perfect sense - I had little time to post it for two reasons, one because I was cooking dinner, and two, because I am soon to move house. You will see why the second of these two statements is important in a moment. I know where I am going to die because I Know when I am going to die (well. Probably) and :. I can assume how.
Firstly, lets just remember the rules of the game.
1) Logic, is absolute. Infallible.
2) Maths (of which Logic is a subset of) is also absolute and infallible.
3) Combining Logic and Maths in anyway you like proves things.
4) You must obey the law. (Like Gravity (OBEY GRAVITY. ITS THE LAW).
Finally this leads us to tonights fun, which ironically gives away some information about me which you can a) find out on the internet already so its not that secret and b) allows you to kinda pretend that you're me when filling out important forms.
Ok, well I'm as sane as the next man (for various values of next) but you must be a FOOL if you can't see the PROOF in the NUMBERS. Its all CLEAR man CLEAR as DAYLIGHT in a *VERY SUNNY PLACE*. Ahem. Ok what we have here is a clear progression. (for those of you who don't believe, I have got a map here with a line on it so there can be no mistake in what I'm claiming.
Ok, I can't do all the maths this evening- I've got to change the sheets and do some laundry and stuff. But I will be back with MY DEATH... PART TWO...
Ok so my previous post, each sentence out of context makes perfect sense - I had little time to post it for two reasons, one because I was cooking dinner, and two, because I am soon to move house. You will see why the second of these two statements is important in a moment. I know where I am going to die because I Know when I am going to die (well. Probably) and :. I can assume how.
Firstly, lets just remember the rules of the game.
1) Logic, is absolute. Infallible.
2) Maths (of which Logic is a subset of) is also absolute and infallible.
3) Combining Logic and Maths in anyway you like proves things.
4) You must obey the law. (Like Gravity (OBEY GRAVITY. ITS THE LAW).
Finally this leads us to tonights fun, which ironically gives away some information about me which you can a) find out on the internet already so its not that secret and b) allows you to kinda pretend that you're me when filling out important forms.
| What | Year | Long | Lat |
| I was born in St Mary's Hospital in 1983. | 0 | -2.227027 | 53.46069 |
| I moved to Yoxall in 1984 | 1 | -1.79163 | 52.769332 |
| I moved to Bourne in 1990 | 7 | -0.385208 | 52.773901 |
| I moved to UEA in 2001 | 18 | 1.244717 | 52.622956 |
| I moved to Bowthorpe Rd in 2002 | 19 | 1.262655 | 52.633688 |
| I moved to St Benedicts St in 2003 | 20 | 1.28819 | 52.631161 |
| I moved to Southwell Rd in the same | 20 | 1.27892 | 52.619256 |
| I moved to Kings Street in 2007 | 24 | 1.283298 | 52.626342 |
Ok, well I'm as sane as the next man (for various values of next) but you must be a FOOL if you can't see the PROOF in the NUMBERS. Its all CLEAR man CLEAR as DAYLIGHT in a *VERY SUNNY PLACE*. Ahem. Ok what we have here is a clear progression. (for those of you who don't believe, I have got a map here with a line on it so there can be no mistake in what I'm claiming.
Ok, I can't do all the maths this evening- I've got to change the sheets and do some laundry and stuff. But I will be back with MY DEATH... PART TWO...
